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love
A man was caught red handed by his wife kissing and nuzzling a barmaid,tempers flares and the woman demanded an explaination, in those circumstances, a complete denial would make sense ,the man serached for a more convincing alternative and explained “I was merely wisphering in her ears”
Nigerian guy and zulu lady (jokes sms)
one day nigerian guy and zulu lady they were making love while they make love the zulu lady keep on saying ngikhathele the nigerian guy respond back by saying forget about Alcatel i will buy you 3310
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Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a shit ?
“I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all” ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory….
LOVE is Beautiful,Wonderful
LOVE is Beautiful,Wonderful & Amazing…..you feel its the best thing in the world….Untill it happens to your Daughter…
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parent x
parent x:my son’s letters always send me to the dictionary
parent y:u r lucky ’cause my son’s letters always send me to the bank.(ronnie 0755766643)
MADE IN INDIA
Ek Din date tha 32-15-2195 ko pure world main Exhibision chall raha tha,,,,, Pehle aya Jaoan Ka Turn,, Japan ne ek patla flexible Tar banaya, itna patla ki ankh se dikhayi bhi nahi deti,,,, Phir aya China Ka Turn China ne us Tar ke Andar Se Ek Surung Khod diya,,,,, Ab aya India Ka Bari [...]
Condom laga ke khao
2 dost ek hotel mein jakar 2 plate bull ka meat magaya. Ishimain ek ne kaha
are yar bull ne toh kitne buffaloes fuck kiya hoga or uss ko toh aids bhi hoga
dusra ne kaha:daro mat dost mere pas condom hai, ye jib me lagao aur khao aids nahi lagega
ha ha ha
Newton in romantic mood
Newton in romantic mood……
Universal law:
“Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer
from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money ”
First law:
“A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until [...]
* Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.ill help u out netime.2 see
* Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.ill help u out netime.2 see u hurt 2 see u cry.makes me weep & wanna die.ill b right here til d end.cos ur my luv & my best friend* You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, [...]
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