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Newton in romantic mood
Newton in romantic mood……
Universal law:
“Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer
from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money ”
First law:
“A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy. ”
Second law:
“The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance. ”
Third law:
“The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and
opposite to the force applied by the girl while slap.
Good Night
Good night my very special friend,I pray you lay in rest,And may tomorrow bring you,Much love and
happiness.do not think of me… I am in your eyes.
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EVERYDAY IS SPECIAL
Everyday is special if you THINK so.
Every moment is memorable if you FEEL so.
Everyone is unique if you SEE so.
Life is Beautiful if you LIVE so!!!!
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are yar bull ne toh kitne buffaloes fuck kiya hoga or uss ko toh aids bhi hoga
dusra ne kaha:daro mat dost mere pas condom hai, ye jib me lagao aur khao aids nahi lagega
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MADE IN INDIA
Ek Din date tha 32-15-2195 ko pure world main Exhibision chall raha tha,,,,, Pehle aya Jaoan Ka Turn,, Japan ne ek patla flexible Tar banaya, itna patla ki ankh se dikhayi bhi nahi deti,,,, Phir aya China Ka Turn China ne us Tar ke Andar Se Ek Surung Khod diya,,,,, Ab aya India Ka Bari (Turn) Indians toh soch rahe the ki kya banaya jai,,,,,, phir ek larka Born vita khake aya aur us Tar Pe likh diya… “MADE IN INDIA”……….. By One Indian Nabin-+919954432294
a special world
A special world for you and me
A special bond one cannot see
It wraps us up in its cocoon
And holds us fiercely in its womb.
Its fingers spread like fine spun gold
Gently nestling us to the fold
Like silken thread it holds us fast
Bonds like this are meant to last.
And though at times a thread may break
A new one forms in its wake
To bind us closer and keep us strong
In a special world, where we belong
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Two great days
“There are two great days in a person’s life..
the day he was born and the day he discovers why!”
love
When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? ?I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!?
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miss u
plz Try this once,
1)Go 2 write msg
2)Put on ur Dictionary T9
3)Cover d screen wid ur hand
4)Press 4 1 6 4 7 7 1 9 6 8
5)Gently remov Ur hand
N c da magic……
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