Sardar sms
Do sardar jungle main ja rahe thae raste main aik sheer aa gia
Do sardar jungle main ja rahe thae raste main aik sheer aa gia. Aik sardar ne us ki aankh main matti dali our bhagne laga dosra sardar wahan khara raha pahle ne usae kaha k bhaago He replied: Main koun bhagoon matti to tum ne dalli hai……..
tags: Hindi Urdu sms, Wise word, Love sms, Funny [...]
Helmet
1 Sardar doosre sardar se ” das zara duniya da mushkil tareen kam ki ay ” ?? 2nd sardar” helmet paa k chummi lena!
tags: Funny sms, Wise word, Sms joke, Hindi Urdu sms, Flirt sms, Love sms, Friendship sms
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Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a shit ?
“I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all” ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory….
Wise Sardar
Sardarji: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye, whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out the cup before you drink.
tags: hindi birthday sms, Flirt sms, Sms joke, mother\\\’s day sms, Wise word, sms birthday jokes, birthday text, Birthday sms, Friendship sms, happy birthday message
ghar ja
Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnayjangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya.Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay lagaaur bola:….kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun,tu to ghar ja.
lucknowi nawab meets sardar
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon
