Wah Prabhu Kya Teri Leela

Wah Prabhu Kya Teri Leela…

Chuha Billi se Darta hai
Billi Kutte se
Kutta Aadmi se
Aadmi Biwi se,Aur
Biwi Chuhe se…

Kabi munh bhi dho liya karain

Yun raaton ko na jagain So lya karain
Yun dil main anso na rokain Ro liya karain
Baal to bohat ache banate hain
Kabi munh bhi dho liya karain

roll num kyun nazar nahi aa rha

Ek larka dr sy lagta hai ma andha ho gya hon

Dr. nay uski ankhon ko check kia
Or kha nahi beta tmhari ankhein tu theek hain.

Larka. Tu phr newspaper me
Mujhy maira roll num kyun nazar nahi aa rha ?

Express news: har larki per nazar

Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gai
Ek larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gaye
Ek larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gai
Ek larki apni saas k haatho’n zulm ka nishana bani
Ek larki chhat se giri aur usay kafi chotai’n aai

Express news: har larki per nazar;)

SONAI

EK DIN AAP DIL HAMARA TOR DENGE,WAQT ANE PE SAATH HAMARA CHOR DENDE,LEKIN JIS DIN AAPKO LENE AYENGE MAUT,APSE PAHELE ZINDEGI HUM CHOR DENGE.

qais

Be Chain is qadar qais tha ke soyana raat bhar

palkoun se likh raha tha laila ka naam chand per.

hum nai rukha phool

hum nai rukha chambaili ka phool un kai sir per

to woh puri terhan lachak ghaee

jub kholi us ke zulf-e-daraz

tu puri dunya phansi per latak gaee (riz from saudia 0558295427)

Bewafa

Udas na ho a dil tu to piyar k leye banaya giya hy

woh to hum he nadan teh jo tujhe bewafa se laga behteh

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Condom laga ke khao

2 dost ek hotel mein jakar 2 plate bull ka meat magaya. Ishimain ek ne kaha
are yar bull ne toh kitne buffaloes fuck kiya hoga or uss ko toh aids bhi hoga
dusra ne kaha:daro mat dost mere pas condom hai, ye jib me lagao aur khao aids nahi lagega
ha ha ha

ZEHER IS DIL KO

ZEHER IS DIL KO TUM PE NA SAKOGI

MERA YA GAM TUM BHULA NA SAKOGI

CHUKAR IS DIL KO KIYU JAL NA TUM CHAHO

JALA IS DIL KO TUM BHULANA SAKOGI… Robin