Urdu TEACHER:
Btao ye konsa ZAMANA hai?

Main Naach raha hon

Tum Naach rhe ho

Wo Naach rhi he

Ham sab Naach rhe hen

STDNT: sir, ye
BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.

MUSAFIR:
Beta Ap Muje thora sa Pani Pila Denge
BCHA: Agr Lassi Hojae to?
MUSAFIR: Tab to Boht hi Acha ha.
Musafir ne 5 Glas Lassi Pene K Bad Bache se Pocha
Kia Tmhare Ghar me Koi Lassi Nai Peta?
BACHA: Pete to sub hain Lekin aj Lassi me MENDAK gir Gya ta.
Musafir ne Piyala Zamin Pe de Mara.
Bacha:ammi uncle ne piyala tor dia.ab munna poti kis me karay ga.

 *”*YAAAD*”*

* SanS Laine Se Teri Yaad ati hai…
* Yaad Aanay Se meri jaan jati hai…
* Kaise Kehdoon k sirf SanS Se Zindagi hai..
* SanS bhi to teri Yaad ke baad ati hai……..

,;*"*;,
*;, ,;* Ye ek
_)(__ DRAKHT Hai

Khoobsoorat hai Na??

Agar Mujhe Bhoolne ki koshish ki to

isi par ULTA Latka dun gi ok

I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

Woh Shakhs Kia Hai K Hr Roz Saza deta Hy

Phir Hansta Hai Wo itna K Sab Kuch Bhula deta Hy

Kabhi Jo Ro de To MujhKo B bhool jata Hai

Or Phir bhool K MujhKo B Rula deta Hai

Us Se Pochon K Bata Kis Se Mohabat Hai tujhe

Naam SarGoshi Me Mera Hi Suna deta Hai

Khud Hi Kehta Hai Na Dohrao Purani Yaadein

Main Na Dohraon To Phir Khud Hi Suna deta Hai

Khud Hi likhta Hai K Jazbaat Me Halchal Na Karo

Or Phir Khud hi 1 Nai aag laga deta Hai .

Tere hotho ki hasi banane ka khwaab hai…
Tere aaghosh me simat jane ka khwab hai…
Tu lakh bachale daaman ishq ke haatho…
Aasma bankar tujh per chhaane ka khwab hai…
Aazmaish yu to acchi nahi hoti ishq ki…
Tu chahe to teri takdeer banane ka khwab hai…
Wo maut bhi laut jaye tere darwaze pe aake…
Tujhko aisi zindagi dene ka khwab hai…
Jee bhi lenge agar jeena pade tere bina,
Lekin tujh per mar mitne ka khwab hai…!!!

Ajnabi shaks ko aik din apnana acha laga,
Usay apni saari baatein batana acha laga,
Pehley din ki us ki mulaqat me,
Mujhey uska sikhana samjhana acha laga,
Baarish k qatroon ne uska aks dekha,
Us din barastay mosam me chalna acha laga,
Meri har baat sun’ny k liye mjhy satana.
Phr pyar se utna hi manana acha laga,
Khamoshi k un lamhon me mery sath,
Uska merey kareeb beth k gungunana acha laga,
Tanhai me jo kabhi mene usko socha na tha,
Soch me uski yewakt bitana acha laga.

A man lost every thing in a fire.Next day he placed a sign board :
"Shop burned ,House burnt, Goods burned,,,But faith not burned…
Business starts 2morrow…". Lif s 2 live not 2 feel…Dont loose faith…

keemat pani ki nahi pyaas ki hoti hai
keemat mot ki nahi sans ki hoti hai
dost tu bhout hotey hain dunya main ,
keemat dost ki nahi aitbaar ki hoti ha